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so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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