yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
