hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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