Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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