I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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