your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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