Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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