I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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