they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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