What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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