hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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