so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
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