Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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