Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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