first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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