she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
You can't just leave with hair like that
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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