I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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