I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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