Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All I want is dick and wine.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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