Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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