I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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