i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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