Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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