If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
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