I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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