it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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