Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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