At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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