a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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