I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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