Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Did I show you my penis last night?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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