Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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