You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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