I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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