shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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