yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Where is the hickey?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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