After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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