It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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