Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
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