I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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