Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
Randomize
