Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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