while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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