She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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