WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I have fence marks all over my body
We're too hungover to prance.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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