accomplished twins. life is a go
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
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