i was born a porn star she said
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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