idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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