He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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