It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
NoShamevember. You game?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize