Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she told me i tasted like america
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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