Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
people are starting to question the shark bite story
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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