? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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